The Journal of Provincial Thought

_7CE--2007CE

Embracing the Doctrine of Obscurity & Inutility

Vol. 1 Numb 1

Sep1, 2007

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Sole owners & proprietors

William J. Schafer           W. Charles Smith

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EDITORIAL BOARD

John Addison

Samuel Johnson, M.A., Oxon

Ben. Franklin

Samuel Clemens

Horace Greeley

Harold Ross

Arnold Gingrich

STAFF WRITERS

Larson E. Whipsnade

Mahatma Kane Jeeves

Capt. Jeffrey Spaulding

Wolf T. Flywheel

Edgar Sousé

Fartch Bombastric Fondlegod

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Better Disavowed than Disallowed

Departments

Ye Olde Nostalgick Essay Korner Softball made the man

Gnuer Gnus of the World Why can't people just quit being themselves?

Hay Festival 2007 jpt steals incredible British accolades

Nifty Nougats of Narrative Storyteller's Space .... Spectacular wardrobe malfunctions-- Glenda White relives the horror * Big Trouble in Leeland! Willis Quick brings it. Extrod'n'ry P.I. action * Hyperbole hurlers of the Elite Society: a tavern where burdened men rave in metaphor-- Nicholas Shaner rocks the jpt Outer Provinces

Meaty Media From the Museum of Modern Mediocrity: old radio & TV klaptrap incur a reviling

Literature: Modern Klassicks Revisited A Glimpse of Breast Eton Lisle

Days of Wine & Seizures A Voice by Night

Kiddeez Kultur Korner: Books for Babes

The Shallow Pool Scrolls The Gospel of Timmy

Important Blivet Information

BEES! j'Hive Talkin' Phone-y Colony Loss & Louie-on-the-Left

Jazz Menu A musical banquet

Personals goodies so swell

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