The Journal of Provincial Thought

7CE--2007CE

Embracing the Doctrine of Obscurity & Inutility

Vol. 1 Numb 1
Sep1, 2007
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William J. Schafer           W. Charles Smith
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EDITORIAL BOARD
John Addison
Samuel Johnson, M.A., Oxon
Ben. Franklin
Samuel Clemens
Horace Greeley
Harold Ross
Arnold Gingrich

STAFF WRITERS
Larson E. Whipsnade
Mahatma Kane Jeeves
Capt. Jeffrey Spaulding
Wolf T. Flywheel
Edgar Sousé
Fartch Bombastric Fondlegod
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Better Disavowed than Disallowed
Departments
Ye Olde Nostalgick Essay Korner
Softball made the man
Gnuer Gnus of the World
Why can't people just quit being themselves?
Hay Festival 2007
jpt steals incredible
British accolades
Nifty Nougats of Narrative
Storyteller's Space
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Spectacular wardrobe malfunctions-- Glenda White relives the horror
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Big Trouble in Leeland!
Willis Quick brings it.
Extrod'n'ry P.I. action
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Hyperbole hurlers of the Elite Society: a tavern where burdened men rave in metaphor--
Nicholas Shaner rocks the
jpt Outer Provinces
Meaty Media
From the Museum of Modern Mediocrity: old radio & TV klaptrap incur a reviling
Literature: Modern Klassicks Revisited
A Glimpse of Breast Eton Lisle
Days of Wine & Seizures
A Voice by Night
Kiddeez Kultur Korner:
Books for Babes
The Shallow Pool
Scrolls
The Gospel of Timmy
Important Blivet Information
BEES! j'Hive Talkin'
Phone-y Colony Loss & Louie-on-the-Left
Jazz Menu
A musical banquet
Personals
goodies so swell
Jacques Caillot swordsman
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-Declaration of Principles
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-----Educational Mission
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