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Obscurity Inutility

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humanity, until the wind came a riser and blay him down, for he was crumblt aroundabout his base, and ready rockt.  And Oomtaydoomtay did exsplode upon the earth into an number of chipfs beyond the stars.  And the worshipper Posmandeloa pluckt shards from his eye, saying, This sealeth my faith; for ’tis surely an open anser to foolish prayers.

            And when Cutzamullich the King heard of these things, waxt he flagrant against the wind, saying, This wind infuriateth the wrong king here, brotherbones.  For as Wy-Kye the Utter stood against the east wind and turnd it southerds, so shall I, if’n pusht again by this wind, dish it a dose of despair.  Yea, I shall step out upon the terrace (tə-rah-chee) and shut it down with an hammer, then have it strippt & draggd southerds to languish with other smitten puffs.  ’Tis just the manner of windbreaker that am I.

            And these days were those before the King attempfted any wisdom.

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1. The Sculptor in Notorius Profile: Days of Youth--pages 1-3
2. The Sculptor in Notorius Profile: Days of Season---pages 3-4
3. Bane of the Pottie---pages 4-5
4. The Right-Playd Bizniss Roareth Up from Scandol Like as the Challengd Lion pages 5-7
*UR HERE >5. He Sculpteth the Tragicol Figure Most Famed for Falling-pages 7-8
6. All the King's Horsemen Pitted Against Breakage's Chaoss---pages 8-9
7. Some Specifical Fates Reveald---pages 10-11
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from The Book of Wine & Seizures --copyright 2007 wc smith
Book 16: "fabulation concerning the god of poultry products"
Illustrated by w schafer
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