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Pigasus the JPT Flying Pig by William J. Schafer

HYAH, HYAH, HYAH!!! LADEEZ 'N' GENTULMEN 'N' LIDDIL KIDDIES!!!

Mr. Caviar Copyright 2007 William J. Schafer

ROLL UP TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE NEXT SUPRA-GYNORMOUS ISSUE OF THE JOURNAL OF PROVINCIAL THOUGHT!!!

Due on our Web Address Round About Hangover Time--
January 1, 2008!!!

Here are some scrumptious surprises that await you on that dawning of the next year of the newest Millenium:

* ARTZY KRAFTY: A revealing investigative report on texts available for home handyfolk and their devious ilk.

* KWALA TV: A sample of fine high-sensitivity programing available on little-used public broadcast stations.

* SCI FI FUREVER: Round-up of puerile pulp stuff on film for those nurturing their arrested development.

* RUPTREE'S BELIEVE IT--OR WHAT? A reprint classic of misread statistical artifacts by the greatest master of b*llsh*t and ballyhoo: "Marching Chinese."

* UNSAFE AT ANY TIME: Searing expose of the career of Rafe Nadir, boy do-gooder, and his electric typewriter.

* TASER NATION: Update on the latest police mania for zapping innocent bystanders for fun and profit.

AND OUR GRAND OLD ONGOING FAVORITES:

* DAYS OF WINE & SEIZURES: Another near-fatal excursion into that land between waking and dreaming known as hypnagogic sleep, replete with mythological terrors.

* MORE on and from jazzman-medico hero HENRY BLACKBURN, retelling much from a fabulous career as both.

* ALLEYS: Another of those semi-mystical decorative essays, useful as a bookend or antimacassar.

PLUS MANY OTHER DELECTABLES, CONUNDRUMS, DOODLES, MISCELLANEA & HANDMADE SCRIMSHAW BY SAILORS ON THE S.S. PEQUOD.

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